Rambo's Conversion Story

I've been following the news about Stallone's return to the faith here on this blog. According to Stallone, the next Rambo movie will involve a story where Rambo has a kind of conversion to Christianity.

I was just thinking... this is just what we need.

I would love to see Saint Joseph's Communications put out a Rambo conversion story talk:

I've got some ideas for the title.

--Rambo: Guided Missal

--Rambo: Deploying the Roman Canon

--Rambo: Knives of the Saints

--How God Healed The Wound I Couldn't Stitch On My Own

It would also be interesting to see Rambo learn apologetics. I would love to hear, in Rambo's distinctive voice: "Adelphos in Greek does not always refer to brothers from the same mother--it can also refer to other close relatives." Or, "Heos does not always imply that the state of things changes after a certain point in time."

Perhaps his style of apologetics would be more direct--"Apologetics? I ain't apologizing. Now, you tell me--why are you sorry for saying that about Mother Church?"

Of course, Rambo won the cold war--perhaps he could also effect some other momentous events.

--He could bring about a reunification with the Greek Orthodox. We've been going about this all wrong. I say the Pope sends Rambo in.

--Does the Pope have a problem with a bishop somewhere? Forget the nuncios, send Rambo.

--What? Someone is not following Liturgiam Authenticam? One name can settle the liturgy wars: Rambo.

--I read the Pope wants to reform the Roman Curia. There's an answer... his name, "Rambo."

--Also, Hagia Sophia still looked beautiful from the pictures I saw during the Pope's visit. I'm just saying...